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Couplet Creations!
 
Franco, Here he lies...
No more chocolate pies
-Franco
 
Here lies Bud
He went to Mars
Now he's resting
in the stars
-Drew
 
 

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Here lies Tupac
He made music
His whole life long
Got shot one day
No more songs!
-Patricia
 
 
 
 
Here lies Carpenter Ed
Hammer hit him in the head
-Sean
 
 

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Here lies Cinnamon
My favorite cat
Got locked in a closet
And never came back!
-Tajah
 
 
 
Here lies Mrs. Mitchell
She taught me math
Until she stepped in
A big truck's path
-Eva
 
 
Here lies my goldfish, Fred
Alas, he was too well fed
-Nnamdi
 
 
Here Grandfather lies
Oh, how sweet he was
-Michael
 
Here lies policeman Juan
Got shot , now he's gone
-Chris
 
David was an average man
Never knew what to do
Lost a competition
When he didn't have a clue
-James
 
 






Here lies Grandma
She was quite a scream
Now resting
In a funny dream
-Nicole
 
 
 
Here lies my good old dad
Lost his breath
Telling jokes that were bad
-Taylor
 
 
 
My eyes are foggy ...I can't see
What do I do? I need to pee
-Jasmine
 
 
 
Here Juliet lies
Oh, how sweet she was
-Victoria
 
 
 
Here lies my dog, Cookie
Her heart stopped on Halloween
When things got spooky
-Karla
 
 
 
Here lies my teacher, Miss Blair
Fell off  the ferris wheel at the fair
-Angello
 
 
Here lies rock star, Kevin
His last big gig
brought him to heaven
-Lucas
 
Here lies Romeo, so in love
Now he's gone to heaven above
-Lucas
 
Here lies Mrs. Redd
Tripped on a paint can
Fell on her head
Now she's dead!
-Marvin
 
 






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One can never consent to creep when one feels the impulse to soar...
-Helen Keller